"Ahem.....hello humans! My name is Orskil. Please do not be frightened by my appearance. I am simply a friendly, one-eyed monster! I have more family members and they will be introduced to you within the next couple of days. Let me tell you a little bit about myself."
"From the time I was just a little monster, I knew that I was destined for something special. I didn't know what that was though. But now that I've grown up and have baby monsters and a family of my own, I can tell you what I was destined for. I was destined to be your protector and your friend! That's right!"
"I know what you're thinking, that I can not possibly protect you from anything. But...do you see how my mouth is bright green?! This is because the last human I saved was being chased by a giant bright green Crayon! So do you know what I did?! I ate it. It was rather chewy and waxy with a sort of lime and grass flavor...but I needed to save my person!"
"Oh....my blog leader tells me I'm just about out of time....but before I go, I do want you to know that I truly want to be your friend! I just sit around. You don't have to feed me, water me, or even take me to the movies. I can entertain myself. I just want to be your monster and your friend. Well...I think that's all for today. Stop by tomorrow and meet another member of my family. Bye-bye for now humans!"
Thank you Orskil for that fine interview. (On a side note: Orskil has lots to say, all the time, in fact sometimes he can't stop talking! ) We're looking forward to meeting more of your family soon!
View Orskil Here:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/58087113/orskil-the-friendly-one-eyed-monster
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