It was my pleasure to introduce you to Orskil yesterday. Today we are glad to have Oeyed, Orskil's cousin, join us for an interview. Without any further ado, I give you Oeyed.
"Hello humans! My name is Oeyed. I am Orskil's cousin. Though Orskil and I do not personally get along...we are none-the-less family. So you're probably wondering how I got my name. Well, when I was a new born monster, I looked up at my Monster Mommy and poked her in the eye. She yelled our "Oh my eye!" and that's what the Monster Nurse wrote down on my Monster Birth Certificate. My full name is actually O. My Eyed....but all my friends call me Oeyed."
"I have LOTS of energy and I love to dance. You can see that my favorite dance is the Egyptian. I saunter around the house doing the Egyptian and singing the song. My mother thinks it's embarrassing, but I rather like it."
"As a hobby I like to stare at things. I have laser heat vision that comes out of both of my eyes. Yes, I do have monster super powers! I always watch people, things, animals. It doesn't matter. But sometimes my eyes get tired...that's why they're all red today. My poor eyes are tired and sleepy. But I was born without eyelids, so I can never actually shut my eyes. O poor Oeyed!"
"Well, I think that's all there is to know about me for now. It was a pleasure meeting each of you humans. I am glad to be here, on your planet, watching over everything. By the way...did I mention that yesterday I saw Elvis?!"
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