Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Meet Opsyte, The Split Personality Monster

Thank you for joining us once again.  Today we are meeting the fifth monster in our series...Opsyte.  Opsyte is a warm and loving monster...but watch out! He's related to Ordsil...this means he's a screamer too!  Without any further ado, I give you Opsyte.




"AH!  HELLO HUMANS!"  Opsyte...please don't scream, we're all right here listening to you.  "Oh, we're sorry.  Sometimes we get a little bit confused.  You see on any given day we are really of two minds..."


"You see, most of the time I am kind and nice and sometimes even gentle!  I may look a little scary, but I'm really not so bad.  I have 5 eyes.  This enables me to see everything.  Because I have so many eyes, I also have a hidden talent.  But before I tell you, I beg of you PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY BROTHER ORDSIL."


Opsyte.....PLEASE don't scream!  "Oh yes....I'm sorry, that was my other personality.  As I was saying, since I have so many eyes I have a talent and hobby.  In my spare time, I like to do Monster Cross-Stitch.  With all my eyes I can focus on all those tiny holes to cross stitch through.  Not to mention that with a mouth as big as mine, using that needle is nothing!  But if Ordsil found out about this, I'd be the laughing stock of all Monsterdam.  Please don't tell him!"


"I think that's all you need to know about me.  Thanks for having me with you today.  AH!  I'M OUTTA HERE!"


It was a pleasure to have you with us today Okspra.  Join us again tomorrow as we meet Monster #5!

Meet our original Monster, Orskil here...
View Orskil Here - Read Orskil's Interview Here

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