"Hello humans! I'm so sorry that I didn't report to you earlier today. It appears that that OLD technology you use had a glitch and could not connect to the internet. I'm not sure why...if you would use super-infrared laser-fyed technology, then these situations would not occur."
"Moving on...I'm here today to tell about this new invention that I made. As you can tell, my main colors are in the blue family. The invention gently sits over any monsters nose (as long as you have 6 nostrils) and allows you to separate smells based on your hunger! If you want chocolate, then chocolate would be all that you smell. With this awesome invention, it also acts as a "craving inhibitors."
"I have been a very fortunate in all my monster years to have so many children, grand children, and great grandchildren. My family numbers over 1,000! It gets very crowded in our monster homes at the holidays, and this year will be no different!"
Thank you all for joining us! Tomorrow you will get to meet our newest monster, Ophram. Thanks for joining us, have a good day!
Meet our original Monster, Orskil here...
View Orskil Here - Read Orskil's Interview Here
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